Not the cats, not other dogs, the sodding broom. I am currently cleaning out the cupboard under the stairs. I have taken the precaution of locking all the brooms, mops etc into the kitchen. I have given strict instructions that, under no circumstances are they to come out and start attacking the dog.
One little bastard, the hand brush that I am using on cobwebs, has decided to be a hero. Currently it is being chased and harassed in the living room. Every so often it stops and pretends to be an inanimate object. The dog is not fooled though .