My gorgeous bouncy hooligan of a Labrador, one year old, followed DH around doing the hoovering this morning and didn't try constantly to eat the wire.
He has also, on the rare occasion he's allowed to sleep in our bed overnight, stopped waking up at half-five and now snoozes until at least seven.
He hasn't tried to eat my new slippers. He doesn't try to go upstairs unless he's invited. I can't remember the last time he stole the remote.
When he was tiny I longed for this but now I feel strangely sad!! My baby 😩