Yet again I encounter this morning a woman with dog on extendable lead. As we amble towards her she starts shrieking that her dog is in season and to keep back. I assure her that my dog presents no problem in that area, but then she starts on that male dogs should be trained to walk on by when they're told a female dog is in season.
Honestly! A human male is socialised not to goggle if he sees an alluring woman, but unless I've missed a training trick, I don't think dogs have quite got there yet!
What is a suitable reply to these people?