So, dp and i are away this weekend. We have a small dog and don't kennel him as he is basically a lap dog.
Previously he stayed at fil's but we have PFD'd him so much they find it stressful because he misses us.
Anyway we are now paying another family member to come dogsit pfd in our own home so he has his own comfort and...i have typed, yes TYPED a two page manual on how to care for PFD 
They are soooo going to enjoy reading and probably endlessly shaming us with that.
I've even got it home and added some written notes for good measure e.g. lock both doors if going out (on dp's insistance).
These are two fully grown responsible adults that live alone and work and manage to get by just fine yet i think it is perfectly acceptable to type a manual on caring for our little PFD.
Obviously this is light hearted and true. Can anyone else beat me on the PFD front?