My Mum is really mean...

[chelle792]

She won't share her popcorn with me even though she knows I really like it. I'm always really helpful and grab any that gets dropped

Awww, who could resist those eyes! Mine love popcorn. And prawn crackers..

My god I don't think I've ever heard of such cruelty. Hang on pup I'll get you the number for dogs trust they'll help you.

How can you resist that little face?

I might call dogs trust. She always tells me to take my eyeliner off. It's not fair. She doesn't know how hard my life is

My tummy won't rub itself

She made me leave the dining room, so I will lie in the doorway and stare st her with sad eyes

Mother Teresa meets the sound of a crisp packet...