Which bloody dog...

[EasyToEatTiger]

Has eated 0.5kg parmesan? The puppy had slightly cheesy breath. Twinkle toes looks like butter wouldn't melt, and horror dog could have eaten it all. It was for ME and I was looking forward to it! Some dog has also eaten herby cheese. Only about 0.25kg. I found a bit of the wrapping. That'll be fun coming out the other end. Shit.

It is the most innocent-looking one, for sure.

Unless they're labs in which case it's the dumbass with crumbs on his nose. Scones here.... 5 suspects. Think I've Sussed it

None of them are innocent.... Apart from the oldie who is a veteran bin raider. If she gets into the bin now...... Oh no, better go and put something heavy on it....

It will be all clear later in the night.

The one who has the squits.

Ha ha oh dear, hope there's not too much mess later.

Oh yes, parmesan poo. Yum. Yum. Yum.

Also, any labs in the pack?

You can stop looking then,

Easy we should be picking up our new pup in a couple of weeks or so. Feel free to laugh at me when I come on here and lament.

Wow! Exciting!!! Pup has been with us now for nearly 2 months. She doesn't chew everything in sight, yet, but the house does smell rather like a mens' urinal. Yuck. The house is covered in acres of thick carpet which isn't worth pulling up before the drains in the house get sorted. Luckily I am the proud owner of a steam machine!!