My routine every morning is: out of bed, pull on crappy walking clothes, out with dog, back to house, feed animals, shower, dress, breakfast.
For the past few days, when I was clearing up clothes debris after shower, my PJ bottoms have been damp, around the crotch area. I even checked the bed to see if I had peed myself 
So, this morning, I came out of shower. At which point, dog enters room. Dog casually wanders over to chair, selects PJ bottoms, settles down nicely and LICKS the crotch. Not little licks, but the 'place your tongue and drag slowly and luxuriously' kind of lick.
Glad I don't have bladder problems, but yuk!
Anybody else have disgusting dogs?