You know you have a puppy when...

[MsRyanGosling]

You half half drunk cups of tea/coffee all over the house

Your trousers have been refashioned with fetching holes at knee height

Your shoelaces are half the length they used to be

You start the day at 6am, something you didn't even do with human dc's

You can hold a full discussion about the best squeaker toys going

Your kids learn to shut doors and put toys away. And your high surfaces are full of random shoes

You can't stop lifting your new pups up to your nose to catch a scent of that gorgeous puppy smell