Wing walking dog

[teaforthree]

Sat in the car with the dog while husband gets a few bits from Sainsbo's and she keeps farting. It's rank. I think my nostrils are on fire and the toddler is far too quiet so has clearly been gassed to death.

Would I be unreasonable to leash her to the roof and make her continue the rest of the journey home (10 mins) like that? Like a wing walking circus dog?

open the windows?

That made me laugh. Doors she have any charcoal in her diet? That made no end of difference to my parents' dog. Well, to us, really, since we no longer had to endure her room-clearing farts.

*does