My dog is scared of his own farts...

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...but only when in the house. Farting is okay when outside.
When he farts he can't stay in that spot, so he is currently under the dining table looking v shady and sad.
I'm trying v hard not to laugh!

Btw he's a staffy, and everyone knows how fierce they are right?!

Too funny. Mine wakes himself up snoring and lets out a yelp. He then proceeds to look for the source of the noise and gets upset when he can't work it out.

My two both have gut rot today. They silently fart, then get up and slink out of the room leaving me to choke to death

Yeah, my dog would lie in one place for ages then suddenly slope off looking guilty. Then her Silent But Deadly would hit. Oh the humanity! She stank, bless her.

JodiLeighLeigh That is how he acts when he farts...like his bum is playing tricks on him and can't be trusted!

I think things must have chilled out a bit because he's back on his chair looking a little more relaxed now. This is good news for us all

Lol, I bet it's hilarious. I can only liken it to the time my step dad fell asleep on the couch, woke himself up with a huge fart and gave my mum snd me a filthy look for waking him. Quite literally had me in tears laughing!

The only fierce thing about a staffy is their farts...eyes up stinky staffy on the other sofa, her farts also offend her and she looks accusingly around the room when she lets off!

I am scared of my dogs farts tonight. I'm not sure if it was the first lamb bone in a while or the raw egg but he's dangerous tonight. I still haven't dared to shut the back door tonight yet!

I'm stuck in a room with a farting jack Russell and a farting greyhound! I may not survive the night!

Hahaha, I'm glad I wasn't suffering alone last night!

My staff is also afraid of open windows...DP just threw a spider out and now the dog is cowering under the table again!

And the Hoover...apart from when I tried to Hoover the sitting room with DS on play mat on the floor. Suddenly staffy was barking and snarling at the pipe, I think he was trying to protect the baby!

Last christmas we had a huge joint of beef, there was loads left.

DH gave some to the boxers along with the bones - several hours later the dogs bean bag was surrounded with a wall of noxious gas - it was horrendous! We has to put our coats on and open the patio doors and back door for half an hour to dispel it.

On a different note, I wish mine were scared of the lawnmover - they just lay there sprawled out while you mow round them

Yes, I had to hoover round the dog yesterday. He doesn't always like it if Henry smiles at him the wrong way though!

His stinky guts seem better this morning though.