No-pull harnesses (we could open a shop)
Kong floating stick - went into lake and never came back, tree branches much more interesting
Sponge for cleaning him after swimming - eaten immediately
Kennel club puppy book - full of adverts
Book on labradors - OK if you do not want answers to simple questions like when should he have his bollocks off, rather than nice photos of gun dogs
Calming treats (Waitrose) uh ,no