? the pre schooler wipes a bogie down your leg in passing, and the dog pauses following said child long enough to lick it off.
? you have to teach a Labrador how to get down from the top of the climbing frame
? your garden appears to be empty. Until you find a two 10 year olds, 1 five year old, 1 three year old and a Labrador wedged in the Wendy house. With the door shut.
? it's the height of summer and your three year olds face is always suspiciously clean of ice cream.