If your dog was human. . .

[TheCunnyFunt]

What job would they do?

My dog (Greyhound) would either be unemployed or a bed tester :o

Forensic scientist. Judging from the level of interest show today in a fish cadaver. I suppose he'd have said he was being a parfumier.

My collie cross would be a ball girl at wimedon or a landscaper, specialising in excavating.

My lab would be a shadow - fixed to my side with velcro.
He could also be an underwater salvage expert, finding precious 6 foot branches and clumps of smelly moss to bring home.
He is also pretty good at being a teenager - rebellious and grumpy during the day sometimes, charming and friendly to non family members and sleeps all night for up to 11 hours.

3 year old labs - restaurant critic and wine expert.