How do you apologise to your dog? My dog is lovely but appears to be stuck to me with Velcro so I lose count each day the number of times I walk into him,tread on his paw etc.
I have just opened a cupboard door and he appeared behind it just in time to get a whack on the the back from the door, so I give him a fuss and say sorry and he looks at me as if to say are yu stupid. We are not overly clumsy people but he has a habit just being right in the wrong place.