You've got a beautiful pup, he's amazingly good. Sleeps at night, knows quite a few simple commands and performs them without fail, goes outside when he needs the toilet 99% of the time, is so loving he practically glues himself to you and you're so happy with your new best friend that you find yourself skipping and singing the themetune to the littlest Hobo every time you go out for walkies.
Please help, I'm beginning to look a right wally.