I lied. It was lovely. I'll go back to only having well adjusted dogs now please.
Meet puppy...
Puppy chews his lead. I bought puppy a chain link lead, he now bites the other dog's leads or the back of my coat.
Puppy leapfrogs about on the end of his lead if another walker so much as blinks in his direction. He cannot be stroked by small children because he will pounce at them and knock them down.
Puppy barks in the house a lot. Every time I move anywhere. Even immediately after his walk. The only walk that tires him out is chasing my Dad's flying whippet about for two hours, which we can only do a couple of times a week. Chasing my whippet does not have the same effect, she is not fast enough.
Puppy gave me a warning nip the other night when I tried to get him off his bed to go out for a wee before we all went up to bed. He didn't growl first
He didn't break the skin, or mark me in anyway, it was a very gentle nip. He still should have growled first.
Puppy shites about 7 times a day. Raids bins and runs off into the yard with anything he has stolen from bins.
Puppy is broked. I don't have time to train him much until the dc are back at school, which cannot come quick enough atm.
Puppy has good points. He is very gentle with children in the house, he ignores the cat totally. His recall is superb. He is very nice to look at.