Our three grunds were very impressed when they heard about Mr Redknapp's dog Rosie and her offshore stash of funds. This led to a prolonged debate on today's walk about their investments. All three of course agreed on the need for more collars, more coats, an emperor sized bed each and more sofas. Then we had some divergence. Blonde dippy veteran boy just said "More Chicken." Elderly diva wanted a complete redecoration with a repeating theme of severed squirrel heads and her own hydrotherapy pool. Black speed freak wanted his own field complete with lure coursing kit, trees with squirrels and tried to convince me that an Aston Martin was a practical option for a grund-mobile(in black, natch, with tinted windows and a collection of lucky rabbits). A stern reminder about tithing led to a few coughs and embarrassed shuffles and they all muttered "Yes, yes, yes, of course. Galgos." before sniffing a tree in a casual sort of way.
So what would your dog(s) spend their offshore funds on?