My Dog ate Christmas.

[MarTURKEYSTEWart]

Bastard

What. All of it?

A chunk of it. Mostly the tree, which can't be replaced until the new year, which is pointless.

5 more sleeps though, I am sure he has room for seconds.

Even the sprouts? Oh Mar, awful, awful, awful. Have

Oh no! One year my dog licked the back of the huge profiterole mountain I had lovingly sculpted for Christmas dinner (the first time I hosted MIL) I'm embarassed to say I turned it the round and served it

Our neighbour's dog ate the entire turkey while they were at church on Christmas morning, so be careful!!

Jooly - that's why I am going to my parent's for Christmas dinner

Just really annoyed that we finally put up the tree, after having to fix the broken bits so we have a tree, and now it's not happening.

Humph.

And Thanks for the

First Christmas I hosted for Pils and GPils, DH and I could hear a crunching coming from the corner of the kitchen. Went to investigate and my darling girl had jumped up and stripped a leg off the turkey - leaving what I assume to be the thigh bone jutting out

I didn't know whether to panic that dog was eating cooked turkey bones and we couldn't afford a massive vet bill (She was fine btw) or to panic that Pils wouldn't eat the Turkey.

DH just piped up with - "The Turkey is too big to carve at the table so we'll do it in the kitchen"

Darling dog then did a massive poo at the top of the stairs - Never ever had accidents in house so this was obviously some sort of punishment for locking her out of the kitchen.

We did confess to PiLs about 10 chrismases later