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I did it

9 replies

ChickensThinkYouCanGetStuffed · 15/12/2011 11:23

I plucked up the courage and externally expressed Jasper's anal glands. We are now avoiding eye contact.

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RedwingWinter · 15/12/2011 16:43

Wow! I'm impressed. Did you need a stiff drink afterwards?

ChickensThinkYouCanGetStuffed · 15/12/2011 16:53

No. I made do with boiling my hands in bleach.

Actually, it wasn't that bad. The hardest bit was holding on to the dog, lifting his tail and doing the 'business' with only two hands. I settled for wedging a kong under the sofa cushions, sitting on the floor with my back to the sofa and holding the puppy in a reverse headlock. An arselock, if you will. So I emptied the glands while Jasper noshed the kong.

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ditavonteesed · 15/12/2011 17:04

la la la la la la I cant hear you.

minimuu · 15/12/2011 17:17

oh my what an image is in my head Grin good on you Chickens!

RedwingWinter · 15/12/2011 21:01

I don't think I wanted the extra detail!!!

JaxTellerIsMyFriend · 15/12/2011 21:04

well done you.

bumpybecky · 15/12/2011 22:40

oh well done!

hope the hands recover from being boiled in bleach!

SpaghettiTwirlerPrancerVixen · 16/12/2011 05:39

Xmas Grin at arselock

nursenic · 16/12/2011 05:43

Made me glad nurses no longer manually remove impacted faeces....Wink

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