I did it

[ChickensThinkYouCanGetStuffed]

I plucked up the courage and externally expressed Jasper's anal glands. We are now avoiding eye contact.

Wow! I'm impressed. Did you need a stiff drink afterwards?

No. I made do with boiling my hands in bleach.

Actually, it wasn't that bad. The hardest bit was holding on to the dog, lifting his tail and doing the 'business' with only two hands. I settled for wedging a kong under the sofa cushions, sitting on the floor with my back to the sofa and holding the puppy in a reverse headlock. An arselock, if you will. So I emptied the glands while Jasper noshed the kong.

la la la la la la I cant hear you.

oh my what an image is in my head good on you Chickens!

I don't think I wanted the extra detail!!!

well done you.

oh well done!

hope the hands recover from being boiled in bleach!

at arselock

Made me glad nurses no longer manually remove impacted faeces....