A quick tip if you are lucky (unlucky?) enough to own a greyhound.

[DooinMeCleanin]

Don't let them sleep in your room after they have stolen a dinner consisting of sprouts and cabbage.

that's the lowest thing I ever heard, blaming the poor dog.

That smell was not human. I have encountered sweeter smelling decaying rats.

:o

Yikes. My eyes are watering on your behalf.

Your grey will see the air freshener as a challenge Dooin and will re-double her efforts.

Stilton, pickled onions, Indian takeaway (Vindaloo of course) some chillies,pickled eggs, Guiness-
if you have any of these in your cupboard- hide them