So, took doggy out last night for last walk.
He rarely poos at night & didn´t last night-lots of wees & sniffing though!
Walked past a house with an open gate & a "I live here" dog sign.
Bit later I hear someone shout after me "Your dog shit in my garden".
"No, he didn´t ", I say "Yes, I saw him".
By this time chap has come up to me & is shining a bloody torch in my eyes so that I have to hold my hand up to shield my eyes!
"Come with me & pick it up"
Oh yeah, like I´m really going to follow after an aggressive twat who´s more than a foot taller than me & probably twice my weight
So I said "No, it´s not my dog´s poo" & walked away.
To shouts of "if it happens again I´ll put it in your postbox".
Nice!
Didn´t think there was any point in telling him that we´ve had dog poo on our front garden a couple of times recently & if he had any ideas who it might be....
Wondered if he´d have shone a torch at someone his own size, though
Well, if you´ve got through that, thanks for reading & letting me vent!