I do NOT want to start a riot or to cause a discussion on the posts which incited me to begin this lighthearted, silly thread. I probably need to say what has inspired me though (but am not sure that inspired is quite the right word!).
I was a few moments ago temporarily banned for speaking my mind. I am asking that we please don't go into the ins and outs, not because I am trying to protect myself, I can take the criticism, but because I don't want to cause MN or you lot more offence. I apologised to MN for offending them and for causing them extra work and have promised to rein it in. This might be a bigger challenge than finding rescue for an aggressive 12 year old Bull breed on a Sunday night but I had best give it my utmost. :o
So, I have to think of new ways of putting my point over. And I have decided on initialisms. 
Prizes of 
to those who can guess what they mean and other people's welcome.
Warning: May contain swearwords.
Disclaimer: These are NOT in reference to ANY individual or remark. I am NOT going to use these, unless they are jokey ones, or I'll get slung off for good. And no, it's no good trying to bribe me with red wine and vegan chocolate just cos you want to get rid of me! :o
This one's for when I'm in despair: FCOL!
This is when I don't agree with someone: YTOOYB!
And this one is for my fellow rescue friends: IABSBT,NAFL!
As I said, this is all in fun, please don't take it seriously, personally or as anything other than me being a SB. :)