Elderly 14 year old Border Collie free to good home - come and get her tonight...

[QuietTiger]

That got you, didn't it DBF.

Seriously, though, if she carries on doing the vomit inducing toxic noxious farts that she has done 4 times in the last 20 minutes, she'll be gone! It's either buy a military duty gas mask, or palm her off on to someone else! Scuttlebutter was here earlier and my BC girl waited until SB left before she started farting otherwise I would have told SB to take her! Personally, I blame "D"H. The bastard gave her some homemade chicken soup for lunch.

And people want to get dogs? Following on DBF's thread, I would say if you want to own a dog, MAKE SURE YOU BUY A GAS MASK!!!

Cats are just as fucking bad.

Oh, don't get me started on the noxious farts of our 6 week old kitten! (Long story - dumped in John Lewis carpark). I didn't know something so evil could come out of a bottom so small!!!

One of the reasons ours are now on a dry food only diet is due to the horrific bowel emissions otherwise.

cat farts - evil, especially when they are the result of strong painkillers....my eyes sting!

My dog makes me laugh when she farts - she looks around to see who did it!

My lab did one so foul a couple of nights ago she actually WHIMPERED. That's right her own guff made her cry. Then she fecked off and left me alone with her noxious gas.

hahaha,
My dog needn't get any ideas as any stinky farts off him and he can sleep in the shed!

Ha! She was looking so adorable and happy when I was there, doing the whole cute "I'm a stately old girl but I'm up for a cuddle", and not a fart in sight. All I can say is that I take your BC and raise you with THREE grunds who are all expert and lethal farting machines. Have just collected DH from station and when we re-entered the house it was a miasma of methane and wet dog. Lovely. [hgrin]

And as for the fourth horsekitten of the apocalypse, well, she's so utterly scrumptious that even the odd bad smell is forgiveable. [hwink]

You bugger! :o

You deserve a farting dog for making my poor old heart sink with that OP! :o

lol @ DBF

My puppy farted last night and actually looked behind her with a 'WTF' look on her face!!!!

Can whoever takes your bc take my rotties? They won't stop farting and following me around so I can't even escape!

I have a mastiff cross who can clear the room - the thing is everythime she does it she looks at me as if the noxious smell is my fault.
Good job I love her so much I can forgive her.

i so want to share stories of my old dog farting but its the other way round in this house. she stares in disgust at me any human who dares fart and goes to lie on the other sofa until a suitable time has passed when she will come back to sit on the main sofa

hahaha
My sister used to blame the dog.
I don't think my dog has ever farted, he must do silent ones and blame other people

My dads dog farts like a 'hairy arsed trucker' as he so delicately put it. And he lives on a narrowboat so hard to escape the stench!

DH's farts are slightly worse than the Labradors....