why oh why did my dog

[elmofan]

Eat rabbit poo on his walk today in the park and
then roll around mashing it into his white fur

The same reason mine rolls in the Bog of Doom everytime we pass it. We walk a different route around the park now.

Oh yes we have a ditch of filthy black gunk
and he aims straight for that the second we set him free
from his lead
He looked so pleaded with himself today while we recoiled
In horror lol.