Never EVER brush a husky cross outside in the wind whilst wearing freshly applied lipgloss

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Is all.

Current boarder is seriously hairy.

best thread title ever!

PMSL... wiping tears away.

But thanks a bunch matey, I have a trapped nerve in my lower back atm, which is ruddy agony. Just as I get sat in a position of constant, low level pain instead of searing fecking agony you make me chuckle and guffaw and it hurts my back!

In punishment for that I will put a postage stamp on Fish's bum and post him to you, for you to groom. Was going to bath all 3 boys today but bathing dogs + trapped nerve = Val going through the roof and the neighbours learning new swearwords!

PMSL at this thread!

Leaving a cup of tea outside by you on the patio whilst grooming a sheltie is also a bad move, unless you like fluffy toppings.

I will bear/bare(having a mental block here) that in mind!! Have just snorted all over my keyboard

I can't brush mine if the neighbours have their washing out and there's so much as a mild breeze. Had to make some serious apologies for that one.

Ooops, sorry Val, hope it eases up soon.

Thanks for the offer of a Fish in the post, but one gimongous hairy dog is all my house can take.

I cannot believe what is coming out of him, if I kept it all I reckon I could knit them a spare by the time his owners come to pick him up.

The brush they sent him with is ruddy useless, I'm not sure he has ever had a proper groom, my furminator is working wonders though.

musicposy you have a sheltie