i am wrong and i know nothing

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aparantley when a dog jumps on a lead you should put a choke chain on them and yank it every time they jump

idiots.

yep idiots

well if you are meant to choke them, how about you just poke them with a red hot poker stick?
agree, idiots

unpleasantness aside

how could you do that physically, surely you risk pulling the dog onto its back and injuring it? Why would anyone recommend that?

it really frustrates me when people spout this shite as gospel and refuse to even listen to or look at any information that indicates they may be wrong to do this.

I think Barbara Woodhouse has a lot to answer for....

A few months ago I saw a woman literally lifting a GSD puppy off the ground with a chain. We went tearing after her but surprise surprise she was way too fast for us .