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sashh · 24/06/2023 03:48

Morning, just starting a new thread for when the last one fills up.

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BlackboardMonitorVimes · 15/09/2023 04:57

Are the Pygmy goats friendly? I'll sit and pet them for a while if they are while I wait for the vol au vents to be ready.

CatMattress · 15/09/2023 05:02

Hey all. First time visitor here. Woken up after some very stressy dreams about getting (Yr7) DS to school.on time with everything he needs. Coming towarda the crunch point of a huge complex project at work and my brain is just fried with all of the extra organising atm. Suspect PMT hormones not helping.

Don't suppose you offer ovaltine do you? Haven't had it in years but really fancy one. Warm milk and honey as a second choice please.

NoTeaNoShade · 15/09/2023 05:32

Do the Pygmy goats engage in goat yoga? I've always wanted to try that! Perhaps Fernando could lead a class and serve up refreshing cocktails afterwards?

sashh · 15/09/2023 05:47

Yes the goats are friendly, I don't know that Fernando knows yoga but I can ask.

@CatMattress welcome, while I make the ovaltine do you know about the cafe?

Basically I serve breakfast every day, the cafe has a garden, a petting zoo (opened today) when it is really hot the ice bar opens and the water feature becomes a swimming pool, in winter it becomes an ice rink.

The kittenbees live int he cafe and will take a nibble of any sweet food - please don't give them alcohol. Outside are their larger relatives the bumblecats.

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MinnieMountain · 15/09/2023 06:14

Morning
It sounds like the goat pen is getting busy so I’m going to watch the ducks first.
A sausage role for me please.

sashh · 15/09/2023 07:01

One sausage roll @MinnieMountain

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Igglepigglesgrubbyblanket · 15/09/2023 13:17

I love vol au vents. Don't think I've had one since the 90s. Can I have a whole tray of them?

ScottBakula · 15/09/2023 20:47

@CatMattress welcome to the best cafe !
@sashh is wonderful at bringing us food from around the world and the best bit is , none of it has
any calories or triggers any allergies .
Sashh, I love the petting zoo, I really like horses ( worked with the for 10 + yrs irl ) the miniature and normal size shetlands I looked after were , in polite company referred to as 'spicy' , but away from owners or customs ears they were absolutel shits ! .
Give my a huge draugh horse any day.
However I am 100% sure the HPC horse's are wonderful well mannered.

Please can I have a couple of warm sausage rolls and a spoonful of Branston.

sashh · 16/09/2023 00:27

Morning.

I'm feeling a trip to Romania for breakfast is in order.

Florence is baking Plăcintă aromână, a leek pie and Plăcintă cu cartofi, a cheese pastry.

I'm making zacusca to spread on bread or if you prefer jam, pickles, tomatoes and cucumbers

Fernando is making sour cherry cocktails.

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sashh · 17/09/2023 05:05

Morning.

I'm just going to take a seat in the garden.

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NoTeaNoShade · 17/09/2023 06:10

Morning sash, if you're up for some company, May I join you?

If not, I can get on with plumping up some cushions and seeing what cocktails Fernando is concocting up.

Mummaluma · 17/09/2023 07:20

I'll be petting the goats.

sashh · 17/09/2023 08:09

No please join me, I'm watching the animals, the bumblecats are still a little confused.

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sashh · 18/09/2023 03:04

Morning.

So this morning as it is getting chilly I thought we would head to the Faroe Islands.

So hams, cheeses, herring, cereals, yoghurts, fruit and Florence is making Danish pastries and Fernando has given up on the alcohol shops so he's making mocktails, feel free to bring your own alcohol to add to them.

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MinnieMountain · 18/09/2023 07:08

Morning
Can I add some Slovenian goats to the petting zoo?

sashh · 18/09/2023 07:18

@MinnieMountain Of course but you are responsible for them

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sashh · 19/09/2023 06:02

Morning.

Well as we have a fine collection of goats so I think goat's cheese, goat milk cocktails and goats milk pastries are in order.

I'll put out a couple of platters of ham, cheese, pickles, tomatoes and cucumber so help yourselves for breakfast or take a selection as a pack up.

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MinnieMountain · 19/09/2023 07:05

Morning @sashh . Of course I’ll look after them. Like all goats they eat anything, so they’re easy.

ScottBakula · 19/09/2023 13:02

I would love some goat cheese and crackers.
If there is any herring left over from yesterday please can I have a bit.
@MinnieMountain they look cute

sashh · 20/09/2023 02:09

Morning.

Leftovers are in the fridge so help yourself.

I feel in the mood for a Singapore breakfast so Kaya toast, nasi lemak, lor mee, chwee kueh, I'll pop some eggs in various forms on.

Florence is making cakes with tropical fruits and Fernando is, obviously, making Singapore slings.

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NoTeaNoShade · 20/09/2023 03:45

Morning sashh,

I'd love to try a bit of everything please if possible! Washed down with a Singapore Sling. I'll be perched happily at the bar, chatting to Fernando.

sashh · 20/09/2023 05:38

I'll bring it all over @NoTeaNoShade no problem.

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NoTeaNoShade · 21/09/2023 02:28

Thanks sashh!

Wandered back in and giving the place a little tidy up, plumping up the cushions and straightening the throws. I'll be meditatively washing up all the glassware and trying to spot the kittenbees through the window.

sashh · 21/09/2023 03:36

Morning.

Well it is cold and wet here so I think porridge will be today's special. Florence is making soda bread and Fernando is making hot chocolate with a bit of a kick to it.

It looks very tidy <looks around in admiration>

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ScottBakula · 21/09/2023 04:10

Good morning all,
@sashh please can I have a bowl of porridge with a splash of carnation cream on top and about a gallon of black coffee.

How are all the animals settling in at the petting zoo

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