Come on then, last night of BGT semis.

[shandyleer]

Hi all, feel lucky to be here tonight. Did you see my last post from last night's thread?

I wasn't keen.

Oops, a parting of the ways between me and Simon.

Rachel should try out for X factor she has an interesting voice.

Simon's just saying they're his favourite act of the night, cos his missus has texted him her disapproval of the pole dancing ogling.

Shandy

Am quite disappointed with this year's crop of talent. Apart from the wee man who will sound like the singer from Korn once his bollocks drop

Hello everyone waves like a loon. Pole dancer best so far. Bored of child singers and dance groups!

I didn't like these

Liked the costumes though

Hello laties. Yes, there isn't a very impressive amount of talent I agree. But then I don't watch it for the talent.

He has really strange hair, both style and colour.

This guy is so camp.

Ooh good more arses.

That bloke is very weirdy.

This guy is as mad as a box of cheese.

He has really been married that long?

DH is taking the piss I though the elephant was real.

I like the elephant.

It's like David Lee Roth on acid!

He is a loon!

I'd like my hair like his.

ROFL @TheDiary!!!

Yawn

WHY is he singing???
He's decided this is MOMENT and he's going for it fuck everyone else.

The elephant is dancing !!!!

Not sure if I like that or not but I wasn't bored.