Is it just me or did Deidre go from saying "I want to go to Portugal" to being in the taxi to the airport in about 3 minutes?
Complete with passport, a packed suitcase and printed tickets.
How the feck have they got a flight to Portugal that leaves in a suitable time frame / has seats / doesnt cost £400 one way?
I know there are more important things happening in the world today but really... I need to know.
Somebody tell me...