How many posts can we do in

[madmarchhare]

eight minutes?

PEAS?? Barf!

sausage roll in pushchair

Your newborn? Pah, amateur. I mainlined neat ribena by injecting it straight into the placenta.

nowt wrong with choc shake - except when a 2/3 year old has got a baby bottle of it hanging from her teeth lol

lol my ds lives on sausage rolls in his pushchair!!

Mmmm, tiny weeny peas in sugar snaps - i broke them open and ate them and left the pea carcasses discarded on the ground for toddlers and old people to slip on.

(so what was the posts in 8 minutes theory??)

I shall be pelting you with tomatoes in Waitrose next time I spot you with your perfectly behaved child.

Some troll type was sussed pretty quickly but bragged they got 49 posts in 9 minutes.

Think I got 52ish in the same time, ner ner ner ner ner,

knew we'd do it!

lol