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What on earth is Alex James doing on popstar to opera star

254 replies

Wastwinsetandpearls · 15/01/2010 21:29

Just bizzarre but funny.

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CJCregg · 15/01/2010 22:03
petalpower · 15/01/2010 22:03

How many years ago was that now Muppetgirl?

Wastwinsetandpearls · 15/01/2010 22:04

Martine does have a face you want to punch with a grenade.

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RockBird · 15/01/2010 22:05

Shift yer arse up MmeLindt

Hassled · 15/01/2010 22:05

I'm enjoying this. Myleene seems to be channelling Janet Street Porter. Darius is still a twat, but a twat who can sing. I did feel the love in the room.
McFly Boy was sweet.

Prettybetty · 15/01/2010 22:05

not watching... can you pls clarify if Alex James is a judge or a contestant.... this is worst than I imagined...

OurLadyOfPerpetualSupper · 15/01/2010 22:06

That definitely was lower than the real thing but he wasn't too bad.

Looking forward to Bernie Nolan (I'm in the Mood for Dancing is a secret pleasure of mine).

Ah yes, confirmed: 'we were far away from the original key.'

CJCregg · 15/01/2010 22:06

Shall we get Darius t-shirts printed and sit next to the Saturdays next week?

Wastwinsetandpearls · 15/01/2010 22:06

contestant

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squeaver · 15/01/2010 22:07

Contestant, betty. Tis tragic.

Wastwinsetandpearls · 15/01/2010 22:07

pmsl at we sold more records than the Beatles .......in Japan

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Hassled · 15/01/2010 22:08

I lurved the Nolans. I wanted to be Coleen.

(Now there's a sentence I never thought I'd type.)

squeaver · 15/01/2010 22:08

Fuck that old Nolans video is HILARIOUS. The body glitter!!

petalpower · 15/01/2010 22:08

DH and his perfect pitch will be pleased with himself! Yes, Martine McCutcheon is a pain in the arse - "Watch out Britain, I'm on a mission" - total bollocks!

RockBird · 15/01/2010 22:08

Can we be like the old biddies who follow Daniel O'Donnell round? We could wear flowery jumpers with white blouses underneath and cover them in Darius badges....

squeaver · 15/01/2010 22:09

Are they doing a vote tonight???

petalpower · 15/01/2010 22:09

Nolan woman far too fast in tempo!

Wastwinsetandpearls · 15/01/2010 22:09

Why did she start with her arms folded?

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CJCregg · 15/01/2010 22:10

RockBird, you rock!

Have I missed something? What's Martine McCutcheon got to do with the price of fish?

Prettybetty · 15/01/2010 22:10

Thanks!
Confirmed : Alex James is a desperate loser!

Peachy · 15/01/2010 22:10

T&P I completely agree with your OP (to the point I think you mayy be posting rom behind my sofa LOL (if so, come on out, I have wine )

Every timeAlexcomes on I want to yellcheese and swwon- I am of that generation, however Darius is pretty yum and probably the celeb-crush I ammost nopted for (in a very mild non stalker way).....

petalpower · 15/01/2010 22:10

Much better than I thought she'd be!

Hassled · 15/01/2010 22:11

Good choice of dress. Spangly but appropriate for occasion/her age/her shape.

CJCregg · 15/01/2010 22:11

I'm sorry. This is a terrible thing to say. But Bernie Nolan, although good, is an old gimmer. So no one's going to vote for her.

petalpower · 15/01/2010 22:11

Martine on the yoghurt advert in the break striding about in her beret!