X factor 28th November-Take That Elton John!

[BrigitBigKnickers]

Here's tonight's play list!
It's Elton John and Take That, night

Stacey-
Something about the way you look tonight- Elton John
Rule the world-Take that

Joe-
Sorry seems to be the hardest word- Elton John

Could it be magic- Take That

Lloyd
I?m still standing (very apt!)- Elton John

Million Love Songs- Take that

Danyl-
Your song- Elton John

Relight my fire- Take That

Olly-
Saturday night?s alright for fighting- Elton John

Love ain?t here anymore- Take That

Sounds like we're in for a bit of a marathon- Wine, take away and (if last week's performances are anything to go by)ear plugs at the ready!

Stacey, that is. But SOH too

DH just said 'do you think she puts that voice on for effect?' - no, she is for real!

I have never seen Stacey before - is she for real? That voice?

It's like a bad Essex girl impression.

Did she say funner?

The recap shows how really bad Llloyd was...

sadly not an impression merlin

I will not click on links that contain bono. I like my computer too much.

Just caught the end of Stacey tryingtosayasmanywordsaspossiblewithonebreath.

She needs to hold up cards with what it is she's trying to convey to us at any given point. I think she's excited mostly. And pleased to be out. But the actual words are eluding me atm.

Do Simon and Cheryl go out the back for a quick one in the break then?

Right. Now Mrs Cole is giving her lads something to put a sparkle in their eyes for the next performance.

soh you will love it!!

Fag, that is.

SoH- just snorted vodka over keyboard

'pleased to be out'

brilliant!!

BoF and i love Stacey dont we?
she probably London marmite

Gosh she is a busy lady

Oh, my ads.

That is what it really looks like in my factories.

I love the sentence 'Gently caressing all your senses'

Hahahahaha @ "pleased to be out" - classic.

Here's another:

It was the postman?s last day on the job after 35 years of carrying the mail through all kinds of weather to the same neighbourhood.
When he arrived at the first house on his route he was greeted by the whole family there, who congratulated him and sent him on his way with a big gift envelope.
At the second house they presented him with a box of fine cigars. The folks at the third house handed him a selection of terrific fishing lures.
At the fourth house he was met at the door by a strikingly beautiful woman in a revealing negligee. She took him by the hand, gently led him through the door, and led him up the stairs to the bedroom where she blew his mind with the most passionate love he had ever experienced.
When he had had enough they went downstairs, where she fixed him a giant breakfast: eggs, potatoes, ham, sausage, blueberry waffles, and fresh-squeezed orange juice. When he was truly satisfied she poured him a cup of steaming coffee.
As she was pouring, he noticed a pound coin sticking out from under the cup?s bottom edge. ?All this was just too wonderful for words,? he said, ?but what?s the pound for??
?Well,? she said, ?last night, I told my husband that today would be your last day, and that we should do something special for you. I asked him what to give you.?
He said, ?Fuck him, give him a quid.?
The lady then said, ?The breakfast was my idea.?

I should be vacuuming in the breaks...

pmsl

bof!

BoF

I don't like Elt's music