X factor 28th November-Take That Elton John!

[BrigitBigKnickers]

Here's tonight's play list!
It's Elton John and Take That, night

Stacey-
Something about the way you look tonight- Elton John
Rule the world-Take that

Joe-
Sorry seems to be the hardest word- Elton John

Could it be magic- Take That

Lloyd
I?m still standing (very apt!)- Elton John

Million Love Songs- Take that

Danyl-
Your song- Elton John

Relight my fire- Take That

Olly-
Saturday night?s alright for fighting- Elton John

Love ain?t here anymore- Take That

Sounds like we're in for a bit of a marathon- Wine, take away and (if last week's performances are anything to go by)ear plugs at the ready!

Joe could do Circle of Life again.

anyone?

tulpe at Essix. That's how it's said alright.

I gave you a perfectly sensible answer, mehdi!

Oh my ears and eyes. Cannot stand Joe.

Jazz Hands Joe. Great for musical theatre. Bollocks as a popstar.

He is about as street as Barry Manilow.

And he is killing this song. It needs a slightly raw edge to the voice to express the sentiment.

They had Don't Let the Sun Go Down on Me last week, too. Good old Elton, I do love him.

This is one of the onlt Elton songs i like, reminds me of being little.

Bit Joe puts his warble on it, and ruins it. It's like when opera singers try to be contemporary, just sounds wrong.

bof so thats a no then!

Why have they dressd him as a middle aged man at the end of the office Christmas party?

Yes, go with the water on radiator and spending the money on vodka and mince pies.

Do you feel that the air is too dry?

Something from Les Mis next Joe.

Raah - that is exactly what it is - just wrong.

i am gonna give it a go bof poor little mite he was sick from coughing so much yesterday

I think that Joe has the best voice of all the performers but I would not buy his album. He is just a bit boring.

at the boy turned into a man

I quite enjoyed that, but as the only one I'd consider having sex with is Olly, he needs to win.

i dunno really mme but i just wanna make him comfy, poor liitle man

Simon is deaf.

Joe is so not a man. Agree with monkeyfeathers. He looks like Joe from Accounts who is trying to be all Rat Pack at the end of the Xmas do.

Twat. Cannot abide him.

I think we would need to co-opt Dermot really, mugglewump...

how can u tell about air?

Does the winner get to have sex with Mugglewump? I didn't realise ...

Pmsl- Muggle.

If that's the criteria, bring back Jamie Afro, need a bit of hair.

I used to put damp towels on the radiators when the DC had a cold.

It is horrible when tehy are ill, isn't it?

Oh mehdi, the poor sausage

Seriously, bowls of water, warm room.

omg mme is heidi at your house now! hussy!