WARNING -X factor results 14th Oct *Earlier start time* 7.45!!!!

[BrigitGraveKnicker]

Thought I'd start this a little early this evening as I have to go out in the wilds of Essex to pick my daughter up from some God forsaken place (15 miles away!)

Did you girls also realise that the programme starts earlier than last week -7.45!

So who d'ya reckon is going out?

My money's on Miss Frank who apart from the Leprechauns, Twit and Twat (who were hysterically funny)were excruciating.

Oh is Michael Buble on? I missed that - yeah he will do the 'masterclasses'

Translation: 2 mins in a hotel suite

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Michael Buble HAS done the masterclass thing before- I'm sure the year Leon jackson won?

Anyway, it's been a pleasure- ta, mehdi for the Stoli- nighty night!

UQD, you are obsessed with Girls Aloud doling out handjobs for some reason...

Nicola is looking more like Yvette Fielding every day...just waiting for Drek Acorah to pop out now...

Alas, I think Rachel has no obvious fan base - not girly enough for the girl fans, not conventionally pretty enough for the boys and no real cuteness that would appeal to the grannies.

Her hair has been mangled, true.

I think Rachel has charm and she's beautiful, but I don't really find myself liking her songs much. I reckon she needs a song that shows off her voice to its best, not sure what though

God, though, on the Xtra Factor, all I can see is Holly's ARSE. It isn't big. It is just ALL the cameramen can focus on!

UQD, I really don't think Ricky is the type for a Cheryl shandy. Simon is more his style.

Rachel -I think she should to a bit of Joan Armatrading or Tracy Champman, her voice just doesn't suit the poppy slap stick type tunes.

I want to see Rachel doing Grace Jones. For all the Oldies in the house.

Or in a dress. With makeup that doesn't make her look like she is one of the living dead. I know it is edgy and all. But it doesn't quite work yet. She needs to belt out a few torch songs that all the MNers grannies can sing along to, and we'll all vote for her.

Yes tiredsville, I'd love to hear either of those from her

OMG!!!!!!!

That fella was worse than Terry Wogan

I missed Xtra. Were the other GA girls interviewed, then? (Nicola reference above.)

Yup

Cheryl and her dancers looked like they'd raided Prince Harry's dressing up box

We also noted Gruppenfuhrer Cole's hypocrisy with the pornstar body suit.

Just had a quick look at the first few mins on ITVPlayer, for a quick 5 seconds with Sarah!

Finally managed to get back to this thread!

I hate to say this but the competition is much more entertaining with those twins in it. They were a riot on Saturday. Can't sing, no sense of timing whatsoever, no dress sense,arrogant, can't dance etc. but I haven't laughed so much for ages.

I still maintain they are stooges and they know they are stooges too. It's such a con!

I'm reminded of that old KitKat ad.

"You can't sing
You can't dance
You look AWFUL"

(snap)

"You'll go a long way."