X-Factor Live Show II. Divas - Great singers, great charisma. And Cheryl Cole.

[TrickOrNinks]

I'm very excited! What will the twins be doing I wonder.

Next week, John and Edward do Anarchy In The UK. "Nooooooooooo Fuuu-ture..."

Why advertise Activia for constipation when you can crap yourself laughing?

if only, UQD!!

Bless Chezza and her "little soldiers". Always makes me think of dunking.

I hope she has "prepared" her boys properly the night before. "ooh, thank you, Mrs Cole. That were a good one, like."

Now for an also ran....

BOF

The twats' performance wasn't the worst live one we've ever seen, Simon. Britney's springs to mind.

whitney is horrible.

What no hat

See, see, they are fun, that's why they should win.

Why is Whit's minion there?

Really, if being a superstar involves not being able to talk then who would want to be one?

god this is dire tonight

is that what you call a fight rikki???

dont rate this man at all. Find him quite embarrassing to watch

oooh this doesn't sound right to me

Is anyone really going to remember this boy in a years time?

fucking hell..

Is it just me or is he terribly flat? I can never tell if it's them or just my ears!

His voice is far too weak for this. And what's with the highland dancing - not funky.

simon will slate this