X-Factor:Come on over- it's the first live show. We've got vodka, nibbles and Robbie Williams!!

[Raahh]

Am really looking forward to this tonight. Am trying to find out what the acts will be singing, not sure what this weeks
theme is!

Ohhhh it's starting! I have pizza and wine...

Can't believe we have to wait until tomorrow for the results.

My prediction is that there won't be any groups left in 3 weeks time

oh we don't do we shandy?

I wonder how ill Simon was. There were rumours he wouldn't take part tonight.

Can I see Cheryl's foof?

i like cheryl, but really WHAT IS SHE WEARING???

Simon looks nice ....Dh is commenting on his lack of height and built up shoes

Weird hair Dannii said I.

Somebody else's hair Cheryl quoth DH.

What the hell is Cheryl Cole wearing? her fashion sense seems to have gone out the window.

Ooh, Simon in shirt and tie...

What is cheryl wearing?!?

Cheryl looks like the fairy on the Xmas tree

Why is Cheryl wearing a lampshade?

danni's got a turd on her head!

Dannii looks so much better these days.

Ah, hard life Rachel...

'She made it her own"

BINGO!

Just scanned through.

Here we go ladies!

Bad hair, bad dress, bad patter! But as I'm sitting here in a pink dressing gown eating bacon frazzles maybe I shouldn't comment!

shandyleer, welcome!

I don't like her singing this son, and I on't like her hair. IS she going to strip to her knickers?

Whats with the baaad blusher!

what a horrible top.

is she trying to look like Grace Jones?