X-Factor:Come on over- it's the first live show. We've got vodka, nibbles and Robbie Williams!!

[Raahh]

Am really looking forward to this tonight. Am trying to find out what the acts will be singing, not sure what this weeks
theme is!

pmsl 'not your fault your in the final 12'

You can't sing. Fact.

LOL

Hysterical Cheryl, utterly hysterical

'Can't sing, fact' takes one to know one Cheryl.

amazingly...thick...
rofl, Simon!

BHLS, I'm a bit worried about Simon's draping of his arm on Cheryl's chair so often.

"for your age, you are amazin gly thick skinned. That's the positives out the way." Go Simon!

At least Bros could sing.

Cheryl : "you can't sing. fact...it's not your fault you're in the final 12" rofl

And Simon speaks the truth

Go Simon, Go Simon, Go Simon.

Shandyleer - lets go cheer him up.

Was it really fair to put boys this young through, when they never had a hope in hell, because they have no talent?

Cheryl Cole's going to be in my wet dream tonight I think.

Roaring at Louis admitting they can't sing

CHERYL BEST QUOTE EVER

he's round here actually. Didn't want to tell you. (It's not really live you know

Holy Crap Batman!! what a load o' shite!

Ooh, Simon's so wise[biased]. These 2 have surely got to go tonight.

Dermot; the Scots, the Welsh, the Irish abd the Essex

I can't see them bringing an album out. Ugly sisters in panto though, that could work.

If this young guy wins, I will actually shot myself. And not necessarily in the hip.

South Shields is NOT 10 minutes from Newcasatle! Geordie wannabe!!!!

I've just realised what the annoying buzzing noise was. It's been bugging me all night. Two bulbs just blew in my living room when the Twats were singing.

So thanks chaps for stopping the annoying buzzing bulbs.

Why the big build-up for this guy?