X-Factor:Come on over- it's the first live show. We've got vodka, nibbles and Robbie Williams!!

[Raahh]

Am really looking forward to this tonight. Am trying to find out what the acts will be singing, not sure what this weeks
theme is!

Hahaha BHLS - I have chocolate-covered brazil nuts and DH is nut-allergic. But they're so niiiiiiiiiiiice.

It's the Twats

DD is doing a ace impression of Ricky, she's wailing and crying that she "cannae find mae hat"

John and Edward to go home

That crunchy nut advert was distasteful

Ugh not these two.

This is it - the TWINS! I want to see them go home tonight.

Oh, no. The TwatTwins.

I am going to Dublin next weekend, hope I bump into them in a pub in Temple Bar.

oh well, the "performance" that we've all been waiting for

I'll eat my laptop if they're any good!

pmsl at comparing quiffs

I bet they go everywhere together lest everyone in their small Irish village decides to slap them.

ooooooh our 'vile little creatures' my 9 year old son loves 'em.

Oh ffs, they're so up heir own arses.

they think a lot of themselves don't they?

Cocky twin #1 says, "we're not cocky". PMSL

I missed the crunchy nut advert as was busy farming on facebook

Absolutely loathe these 2. Does anyone lime them?

Anyone else cringing?

Oh. My. God.

yessss, they are murdering this song already

Oh great, so they get to sing a whole song which is mainly spoken.

ooooooooooowwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww!

Noooooooo, killing a perfectly good song.

oh god...i'm embarrassed for them..