Derek's v funny, as is Kemal. Maxwell is an ignorant arse. Makosi's very stupid (and her case was radio-controlled to open on the last key), Science is funny, but not in the way he thinks he is, Roberto has to love himself cos nobody else will, Vanessa is a female Marco (ie vile), Anthony is like a nicely painted wall, Lesley is common as very common muck, Mary is a freakazoid, Sam thinks she's far more interesting than she is, Saskia is eminently forgettable and if Craig isn't gay, he's in serious denial.
One of them will probably win.