BIG BROTHER 10

[Tamarto]

So it launches tonight, i'm hoping it's more like it used to be rather than what it has become.

Marcus started off impressivley I thought, the house conscience. Now it appears he has such high expectations of people they can only hope to fail him, thus proving to him again that he is in the right all along. (And according to Noirin, his breath stinks which is what I suspected all along)

But Niorin...all this male attention has clearly gone to her pretty head. I think Siavash really likes her, where did all this 'I like Tom' come from? Rubbing oil into his pecs? She really must be as shallow as a saucer.

Marcus is a bomb waiting to go off, I'd be concerned about him flipping tbh. He had a right strop in the Diary Room. Won four tokens that were promptly taken off him because he smashed up something in the DR and told BB where go. Prat.

(I am faaar too interested in this. Haven't watched it in years - I swear )

I found Siavash attractive until he started acting all puppy dog around Noirin and now find him really unattractive, strangely!!

Yes Marcus may slay all the housemates in their sleep

I wonder how many more warnings Marcus is gong to get for unacceptable behaviour? He isn't really being punished.

how would you punish him? Would you be very stern?

Oh yes. I have a list.

1. I'd lock him in jail and then tell him Noirin was in bed, kissing Siavash.

1. Cut off his ponytail.

1. Point out that he is going bald.

1. Make him shave.

1. Make him change his vest.

He'd crumble instantly.

noo, get noirin to kiss siavash IN FRONT of him, outside the jail

lol

you is a harsh mistress

Have you noticed how the short hair on the top of his head is getting high? Looks ridiculous. And his ponytail is so dry and split. Gross.

He'd probably start to pull the bars of the jail apart "Nooooooooooooooo, Noirin I'm coming for you!" While his vest ripped from his muscles popping, then run into the house in slo-mo, shaking a bottle of cherryade.

you are really involved in this programme, aren't you coco?

Yep. I have no shame.

They ned to 'evict' Marcus and put him in a secret room where he can watch Noirin and Siavash and whoever else she decides she fancies. He would trash the place.

Then have him wheeled in on a catering cart underneath a silver dome, to be revealed and to start a food fight.

That's NEVER been done before.

Has Marcus cried yet?

I really hope when he comes out they put together a montage of all the times Noreen has told him that she's not interested.

This is from Wiki (about Noirins ex, while he was on that other reality TV show)

"Isaac is from Cleveland, Ohio and a business major at the University of Arizona.[15] As he explains in the season premiere, he is an artist and a musician with a history of juvenile delinquency, having been put on probation for robbing 15 houses and shooting off fireworks through someone's window. Given the choice between nine months in jail and a "treatment center", he chose the latter, in order to reevaluate his direction in life.
He is Jewish.[16] In Episode 16, he reveals that he used to take a lot of LSD, from which he still suffers from occasional hallucinations of birds, and that when he sees a black bird, he interprets it as a premonition that someone has died. He claims such a premonition in the same episode, before learning of his grandfather's death.
Despite his fear of commitment,[17] he enters into a relationship with an Irish woman named Noirin (from Big Brother 2009 (UK)) during the season.

If he really is going into the BB house...can you imagine the fun with Marcus

and I agree, Siavash is delish!

Marcus

They'd need one of these to bring him back into the house if he'd seen Noirin and another man.

lol, ever time he comes on screen DH goes "oh Yes" like the churchill dog.

pmsl that image of Marcus is way to accurate! poor dog

Poor doggie.

coco - love your list of marcus appropriate punishments. i found his threat to pour cherryade on the diary room chair particularly cringeworthy....and his immediate back down.

Now Marcus has 'wrecked' the diary room during a task, he thought the the other housemates would approve because he's just that type of guy.

He lost them 4 tokens as a punishhment.

He really does think he's a comic book hero, doesn't he?

Hugh.

Marcus

Wouldn't it be fascinating if Bea ended up with Marcus? Would love to see Noirin's reaction.

her reaction?

shy smile
umm weeell you see
The thing is I've just realised I've been in love with Marcus the whole time
more head ducking and smiling