The Apprentice 22nd April (or Business Twats Night)

[BitOfFun]

Come and sit on the sofa with me!

Usually I think 'I could do sooooo much better'. In jingle-writing, maybe I couldn't.

Admiral Ackbar's very quiet this evening.

< splurts > How shit is the pants idea?

He is so arrogant - missed the beginning who is the team leader in the pants team?

Very.

it's the ruff tuff cream puff Kimberly.

Phil has got to go, surely?

'Ben's not being enough of a cock... do something annoying'

this is what I can hear from someone who claims not to want to watch...

rudamenta whatttt????

I'm predicting Lorraine will cry, whatever happens.

anyone on the prediction game on the web site?
I've chosen Phil to go!

This team is the worst ever...

Phil has got to go - unless his team win

But this time it's not a money-counting task so the shittest team should actually lose.

It's pants!!!!

'Wake Up Call'

'Pants Man'

Shit box, and the whole concept has vague overtones of having a morning poo.

Going on past form, the pirate team have got the better product, so they are somehow nonetheless DOOMED, no?

LOL at 'I hope you're going to buy that'

Blimey, I can sing better than her!

'I feel like a monkey learning to use tools'

quote of the week, I reckon.

James is being less pathetic this week.

How did they have that made so quickly?

Absolutely, botbot...

DP is claiming that we have been to the Rainforest Cafe. I'm not having it.

Is anyone else stuck with the Steve Bell cartoons of John Major in their head?

www.akirathedon.com/2009/03/steve-bells-john-major-underpants-up-for-auction/