The Apprentice - comic relief version but S'Ralan returns properly soon !!

[MargaretMountford]

12th March

is she the ultimo bra woma -I'm guessing... it took me ages to work out who gerald was...

michelle mone www.michellemone.com/about-michelle/about-michelle-3

Pant-maker

That was brilliant. I love our british comedians and Ruby of course!

She is Michelle Mone (Moon?), the woman from Ultimo as poppy says.

If that was Gerald Ratner's return to the public eye, I don't think it worked.

Rossy'll be fired.

I adore Jack Dee.

gives woman what they want? if murderously uncomfortable tarty looking bras are what you want, then yes she does...

I adore in the following order
*Tossy Rossy
*Jack Dee
*Alan Carr
*Loopy Ruby

I did a good eyebrow raise early on I think...

Disappointed to see you smiling at the presentation, Margaret. Had someone spiked your drink?

oh I adore jack dee too

Ah, there's a thread. Someone tell me. WHY ON EARTH DID THE GIRLS WIN???? That velcro suit was a piece of shit!!!

They won (i think) because Rossy's would cost too much to make.

I was loling at Patsy Palmer she was trying so hard to refrain from screaming at Michelle like Bianca.

I was thinking the same Fimbo. She's not an actress, it's all a front. She's really Bianca and they let her out at weekends !

Hah - to Michelle she should have yelled "Mickey!!!"

hmm, I need to watch that squeaver