What IS Fern wearing??

[GivePeasAChance]

Never mind the old SAHM/WOHM debate...........what was Fern thinking?

I've had to turn it on now just to have a look!

God that is AWFUL.

I nearly spat my tea all over the laptop

Gosh, I hope it's not today that Justine & Carrie are on.
I don't know which mumsnetters they are taking but there might be some comments on the outfit!!

I never normally watch but as soon as I saw it I just KNEW there would be a thread here with this exact title!

It is awful!

just switched on, they used to sell those down Deptford market in 1993.

baad choice. She has a great figure now, but look too what it's doing to her boobs. She used to shop for bra's where i worked yrs back.

i am reeling.

rofl @ 'Pimp my Fern' pagwatch

she was probably advised to wear winte white to match the snow!! lol

I don't really like it even for a nightclub.

Also knew there would be a thread on this here

thank god, just turned over and saw fern and thought the same thing!

i think now shes lost weight (and looks fab btw) they are trying to get her a bit more fashionable

bad bad choice, but better than that knot dress she wore in pretty much every colour last year

got fed up of seeing her in it

i do love fern regardless however

dear god i should get out more...

ooh no it's just wrong isn't it! Thought maybe it was just that I have been dressing down for too long - glad it's not just me!

as soon as i saw it i thought 'i bet theres a thread about this on mumsnet!!' it is hideous!!

Hahaha I knew there would be a thread on this.

That dress is horrendous, and I can't imagine it would look nice on anyone.

I only turned on to hear Phill say "That's my hedge", but have been transfixed by Fern ever since...

i've just switched on the tv purely on the strength of Pimp My Fern. and it's the nyoos. hope she won't have changed by the time they come back.

oh my lord!

dh has just walked past and rather ungallantly commented '... the size of her tits...' and 'that husband can't keep her eyes off them.'

And white just is not her colour..... Never mind the lycra.

I can see a glint in her eye...come on, even she knows it's awful but doesn't care simply because she can wear such things these days. Good for her!

i think it's the start of an elaborate sex game with phil.

and mark strong, by the looks of things.

Have you seen that on the 'coming up screen' they have
12.15 whats phil baking

someone there must be tempted...

12.16 and what the fuck is Fern wearing

OMG!!! Can't believe she's comfortable in that. Looks like something Liz from Corrie would wear behind the bar. She's maybe had it in her wardrobe since circa 1980's and said "You'll fit me one day" and Today's the day!

She looked awful earlier in the week too, creamy beige jodpurs and a matching colour cropped cardi.

Liz McDonald!

That's it exactly.

that's exactly it karen. you'll fit me one day...

LOL @ Pag!

poor old fern. she really doesn't look comfortable in her skin any more, does she?