Does any body elses do sit though Nigella making constant grunts and double entendres

[twinsetiscrapatflouncing]

So far dp has exclaimed

ooh she shoves all her meat in at once
she loves it juicy

she has just bent over to serve her tagine and dp dribbled his tea.

Include me ingles I would rather eat the contents of my fridge to Charles Saatchi.

waswondering - yes!!! I thought it was Pui from CBeebies too, and DH laughed and called me pathetic.

I now feel vindicated.

I was at work watching this with a colleague and we were in fits of laughter saying things like,
I bet she likes her tagine fat and juicy.
You can tell She likes big fat ones (dates).
Greedy cow is going to eat that tagine to herself and give her guests the soup.
Look at that starfish (on her mince pies) it looks a bit like my chocolate starfish.
I bet she licks the rim.

we sat there for ages squealing with laughter, and I nearly knicker dribbled.

I'm so mature when I work with her

I knew that there would be people on MN who also spotted Pui from CBEEBIES at the rent-a crowd

Nigella has definitely been touched by the wand (fnar) of Finbarr Saunders. Even this thread about her has got me snorting and nudging myself with red-faced glee, ffs.

The squirty cream bit at the end might as well have had MONEY SHOT pasted across the screen in flashing red neon. Ooh, look at her fill her eager mouth with delicious creamy muck muck etc.

Did anyone notice how carefully the dinner party actors guests had been assembled to include people of every race and sexual orientation. Bet the dinner parties she gives with Charles are nothing like that.

She is more fake than the plastic fairy at the top of our tree.

She is completely barking isn't she?

"Your freezer does all the hard work"... my arse. The freezer doesn't have to go to bleedin' Tescos with his/her screaming toddler and get all the ingredients does s/he?

we love watching this - just so we can shout sneery insults at her!!

lol PMN, good point!

Oh lord - DH LIVES for Nigella Lawson! That's alright though, I'd be more horrified if he was lusting after skinny minnies. Lawson's figure is attainable

some nigella for you

oh no i missed it,is it repeated?

If you watch the earlier ones you can see just how much she's been Saatchied.

twinset's DH, this one's for you

I could have sworn she said, while making the gravy for her beef last night, that the port she used turned it 'beaver pink'.

Now, common sense tells me there is no such thing, and she said 'fever pink', but such is the unbridled sauce of the woman, I'm not entirely sure...

my dh adores her...he loves a woman that likes her food.

she said something along the lines of "im just going to annoint my creamy something or other"

where does she get these sayings from?

Watched these with DS1 (7) this week. He was completely entranced - kept saying things like 'She makes cooking look so EASY....mmmm....this is making me so HUNGRY etc etc'. But by the end of the third programme this had changed to "She's mad, isn't she - she talks about food ALL the time" .

In an attempt to impress him I mentioned that I was at university with Nigella many moons ago. His response?
'Were you jealous?'

well sphil - was dhe as bonkers then?

she rather than dhe!!