The home show.........

[spookycharlotte121]

He's at it again.... each week has the same script. He moans about the huge budget, spends half the show reminding us that 'being a trained architecht' he knows everything and paints the house white to show its nakid potential!!!

He will ofcourse state how nervous he is about the couple liking what he has done, knowing full well they will... he'll over spend and channel 4 will pay for the finishing touches and we will hear how every penny counts!

Does make me giggle. Which piece of furniture do you think he is going to get the couple to choose this week?

yes! Couple of stages missed, though

• spout crap about how important furniture is as a way of proving you have a personality

• well up

• commnet on how he is welling up

• cry

• talk quite a lot about the house being 'flooded with natural light' thanks to his wonderful work

• pass over to the Irish woman so she can witter on about the 'style' (read 'vulgar ostentation') of some European nation, whilst wearing a succession of extraordinary shoes.

• invite a bunch of 'neighbours' to stand and clap outside their house when they come back (they only agree because they're going to get a poke around inside).

we all go and eat mini rolls when that irish woman is on. She's awful.

Forget about the furniture, the budget, the building etc.... lets talk about the most important issue here......the Irish woman's earlobes

Has anyone else noticed how bizarre they are? Really long and dangly.

I liked the layout and the kitchen but you couldn't imagine snuggling up on the sofa or sitting around the table chatting after a meal.

rofl pointydog.... lol mini rolls. Nice I need mini rolls now!

Norbert havnt noticed her earlobes. I shall look out for them next week

Last night was the last in the series.

It was god damn awful. The pits. Plus everyone walking through the kitchen to get to the "living area". Why did he not just do something nice with the kitchen and extend out the back on that massive patio?

They are looking for people to take part in the next series - don't all rush at once now.

I missed the first few minutes of last nights, where in the UK were they?

lol what aload of shite again, can't belive thats what he spent 47k on and didnt finish it.

the upstairs looked like it was just left from when it was psrayed white.

also anyone oneelse notice how awful the slabs where on that terrace?