my latest Eastenders plot prediction is...

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Lauren drove the car which hit Max.

I'm too too good at this. My last one was Danielle being Ronny's daughter worked out the day she arrived [smug saddo emoticon]

something sneaky going on with Stacey's new byfriend too - this will rear it's face again. Something to do with the scars he confessed to having and she said 'as long as that's the only secrets you've got' or something like that.

Agree that it was Lauren - thought Stephen for a while, but Tanya wouldn't go to prison for him.

Bianca finds out about tony and whitney at whitney's 16th birthday - next week or so, not at Christams. Bianca wants to prosecute Tony (he's arrested) but Whitney can't see that he's done anything wrong.

Jack demanding DNA test to find out if Roxie's baby is his (which it prob is as Sean is leaving!). Predict Sean doing something mental when he finds out.

Phil to be a dad again. However doubt Susie wants to keep it, or will 'sell' it to Phil as her ex wants his gold back. She's made it clear she's not the maternal type.

Guessing that the Ronnie-Danielle/Amy/Roxie/Jack/Sean will dominate the Christmas shows.

I REALLY nee to get a life!

Sean is going to find out that the baby may not be his and he runs off with it - that is the big storey line for Xmas.

Jack asks for a paternity test.

I am a complete saddo who looked up the spoilers a while ago.

Ooooohhhh what is Ronnie going to do - hopefully stop throwing herself at Jack as it is getting a bit sad now.

Oooh, how do you know so much MadameC and justneedmoresleep? I'm impressed. I reckon there's more to come about Stacey's fella and his mystery scars too.
They're dragging out the Ronnie's drippy daughter storyline for a long time aren't they?
So the Tony storyline comes to a head soon? I thought they'd save that for crimbo.

ChopsTheDuck Bianca is a stripper

I see! I didnt think she was really cleaning.

And Denice and Lucas get back together and Phil shags Shirley after not being able to control himself any longer - have we a puke emoticon?

yep

phil shags shirley next week

i think that will be good actually - i didnt like shirley for ages with her kids storyline, but recently i've come round to her a bit and it would be nice if they were happy together - although it is ee so they will probably shag and then fall out again.

and 2 alcholics together!!

and what was the creature susie had under her arm?

certainly not a dog!!

Was Eastenders on tonight? Can't find it on iplayer.

oscar had juice.max said do you want your juice?and handed bottle of crap.im sad.

i'm fed up with max/tanya whoever else storyline.

i want the ronnie/danielle story to get on with it.

yep nappy

does anyone know what time it usually comes on iplayer?

thanks cheesesarnie - i wondered what it was in oscar's bottle (yes i am a saddo!)
it looked black to me! (maybe our tv is on way out )

final not very important question - is Susie a puppet? her head wobbles around with that inane smug half grin. she is intolerable!

rant over ... god i hope my aunt flo is due, or i worry for my ranting!

Phil sleeps with slapper Shirl shortly.

Smug Suzy falls pregnant with Phil's baby.

it was lauren

We were right!!!!!!!

No surprises there then! She was the only one Tania would have gone to such lengths to protect.

and i was wrong

Kind of a bit sad we got it right I prefer it when they completely trick us

i bet they thought it was going to be a complete bombshell but it seems that everyone's been thinking Lauren right from the beginning. She's been dropping some very heavy hints right from the start and it was obvious Tanya wouldnt have gone to prison for anyone else!! I think Lauren could have got away with it though without Tanya having to go to prison for her

I want to know when Tanta started being a tough old boot. She's like a bloody gangster inside!

How the feck does Max manage to get Oscar's buggy down those steps on crutches?

Sean opens a christmas cracker on xmas day to find the dna results stashed inside then buggers off with Amy and kills himself apparently so must be jacks.

I reckon that Calum was insde for a while because when he showed up Vinnie said 'yer out then' no idea why I remember that but heyho.

I also guessed right about Danielle twas bloody obvious though.

Oh and Suzie is lying about being pregnant but shirley is avtually pg with Phils baby.