Excerpt from the ongoing dialogues between the Ginger Arse and My Girlfriend:
MG: I wanted Stu to stay
GA: Why? [GA's face going all hard and interrogatory]
MG: [with a laugh] Because Rachel's really annoying. She's too boring.
GA: Why did you want Stu to stay?
MG: Because I'd rather Rachel go.
GA: [After more hard stares] Did you get on with Stu?
MG: Not really. He was fine. He was a normal guy...better than that [indicating Rachel]..isn't it?
GA: Why would you say that?
MG: Say what?
GA: That you wanted Stu to stay.
MG: Over Rachel? Of course I would.
[Long silence, while GA tries to stare a hole through MG's face]