Wimbledon Men's final

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I am on the edge of my seat

And I think we have aleady established that we all would with Nadal, as long as he had the paper bag over his head.

ll, get out of here with your midsomer murders talk - you're confusing ther thread

fed isn't married, but he's had the same partner for donks - she's the Swiss-looking gal with the shoulder-length hair in the stands.

nadal's been with the same woman since high school.

Fed's bird looks like she could run to fat, very, very easily. I bet he has a pre-nup type thing that says they split if she does.

doesn't Borg look great!

Oh come on. she must be his corporate handbag, surely? He has gold monograms FFS.

last ever episode?? no she cully can't leave..

Good service game nadal

oh yes

borg is one of those men that has improved with age

liek boris

nadal's girlfriend is gorgeous. she looks like a young penelope cruz.

this is looking like another tie breaker. Can't see how they can possibly finish tonight at this rate; it'll be dark soon!

i think boris looks good for his age, slut that he is.

oh yes Borg is scrummy isnt he?

Yes: they are fit - the only two men in the world who can get away with blonde eyebrows.

no, i meant johnston

(he, only joking)

Those gold monograms are just utter wank. He clearly thinks of himself as a brand. How far up his bum is that? At least Nadal knows it's for scratching and not disappearing up.

oh, no, tutter! put down the crack pipe. johnson looks like a buffoon.

ahahahahaha tutter

POrtsBlack - I seriously considered it. But I value the friendships of the various people I left 4 DCs with to want to leave them too much longer ...

Next time I'm leaving the kids with PJs in their bags though.

What do I mean next time? I will never get so lucky in the ballot again, I know it.

either that or he had another rough night out in a broom cupboard somewhere.

I have had a thing for Boris for years and yes, in my research I have found that most British blokes are really chuffed if you tell them you fancy a ginger German.

I thought she would end up with ds jones