EastEnders: the SPOILERS thread!

[Southeastdweller]

Welcome to the EastEnders spoilers thread, where we post and talk about any EE spoilers we've read about, including those in early release episodes on iPlayer.

Link below to watch episodes on BBC iPlayer - these are usually dropped at 6am on broadcast days - and you can read brief synopses of upcoming episodes:

www.bbc.co.uk/programmes/b006m86d

Shag marry murder of the Peetahs!

If they're all quite dull.

They're all dull so I'll take pretty if I have to choose.

This current Pet Ahh had proper Justin Bieber hair in his first romp round the Square

He’s been played by seven different people. That might be a record for an individual soap character.

Surely at least one of them has done it twice. And do we include babies in that? Ben's had a few too.

Yes - some were babies and older kids. But seven different people playing one character still in his 30s is still really high!

Ash hasn’t been married long , she returns on her own so already on the rocks with her wife ?

Very Tall Peter did at least have some charisma. He was the one who stole money from Kathy I think?

Current Peter has played him twice. Ineffectively both times.

80s I was thinking the same - where is Ash's wife? She has clearly returned because it's all gone wrong.

Wadey should stick to bringing back old favourites, his new castings have been terrible. At least I can't think of a good one? Jasmine, Josh, Bea, the Hawkins... actually he even failed with that old favourite Zoe.🙄

Billy has been gone for ages now ! Not that I miss him much. Honey has moved on after her Bea ordeal.

Where is Billy? I vaguely remember he went somewhere to earn money to pay off the credit card debt Bea ran up? He usually goes to Grant in Portugal to get £££ but I think Grant sold his business to save Mark jr. Yes Honey has recovered quickly and Bea never mentioned again so we don’t know if she received a prison sentence.

Ben Hardy was the best looking Pet-ahh IMO. The tall one looked very greasy, like he needed a hot shower. The current one has Dr Spock ears, bug eyes and cannot act!

Billy is in Portugal with Grant! I bet they are having a laugh tbh.
Although I also thought he sold his bar , but maybe he is having something else done up instead ? Phil got him the job.

I don’t know why Billy didn’t just take the money he needed from Phil’s magic safe.

The magic safe ! Yep, Phil hasn’t been tapped for cash for ages has he. Must be due a raid by someone soon.

And what I find amazing is Phil almost never recovers the money raided from the safe. Someone will make off with £50k, he will be furious in the moment…and then it’s just forgotten. Weeks later he will be in the Vic chatting to the character who stole the money as if nothing happened. He must have well over £1million owed to him.

Eastie, they all owe Phil money don’t they !
Alfie ripped him off with a dodgy Capri once , yet he goes in the pub and is perfectly fine with him.
His sister was one the worst offenders.
He paid off Max because of something Mark did recently and he doesn’t seem to be fazed by it.

Phil gets ripped off so many times, yet the safe is never empty. I have lost track of where the money comes from. The Arches, and half the gym? How does that give him £50k lying around waiting to be robbed? It's one of the mysteries of Walford.

Phil sold the chicken shops to Nish ages ago, so that money must be gone by now.
Sharon said she wanted to sell her half of the gym , but that hasn’t happened yet as far as I know.
Nic runs into financial woes this week apparently.

I’ve seen a clip today of Vinny and penny getting home from the hospital, Amy is waiting, vinnys phone rings and he rushes off leaving penny on the street with Amy holding Ethan and penny all the bags because ‘mum’s been arrested’
comments suggest it’s actually Ash not Suki but even so,m wtf Vinny!

Doesn’t sound like Vinny to just leave her like that, but maybe to show where his allegiance really lies I suppose thinking it’s his mum! Poor Penny.

That’s exactly what I thought, he literally just piled the bags on her!

Ash seems to have had a personality transplant as well as a new head whilst in Canada.

Did Ravi buy Sharon’s share of the gym?

Yes. It was Ravi who bought the gym share.
I had forgotten that he works there tbh !
Although he did beat up Max there so shd have remembered that .

That's right, Ravi bought Shaz's share, and nobody (not even Priya) asked where he got the money. The only money he had must be from the drug dealing before his stay in the psych hospital.