EASTENDERS 80 - weddings , funerals , births - fights - never a quiet time in the square

[Blondeshavemorefun]

Goodness me. What an end to this week

Zoe is dead 🙀🙀🙀🙀

Max is technically married but will get it annulled and will marry Linda (which I said about after NYD episode)

Puffs chest out with pride

Nicolas weird family hopefully won’t stay and her prem baby is huge as they always are

Priya is about to burst in real life so will be making a quick exit soon - tho we know she is back in 3mths for NYD and she’s the lady in bed with max

Penny is also due and guessing Vinny will work it out , that baby is Harry’s due to dates and obv all Eastenders prem baby’s are huge 😂

Or will it be a secret and come out years later. Nah I don’t think so

Still not sure why Jack has baby Ethan (we assume Pennys) so where are Vinny and penny - they can’t die as well ……

Or maybe Vinny kicks her out and she’s living with Jack

We also have the accident that max saves both jimmy and Ethan and wasnt there a broken window at the Vic ?

So what does happen there

Suki and Eve seem to be happily fostering

We know now Jasmine and Josh are twins via Zoe and Anthony who are both now dead so orphaned - do kinda feel for them as well

Oscar has slept with the both and with one of them NYD. I’m saying Josh

Vicky and Ross got married and Joel is trying to be nice. Sure the teens will forgive him eventually

We know Amy bashed him over the head but no one else knows

Apart from Craig and Jack.

Craig is slimy and far too interested in Amy and Jack will flip when he finds out they’ve kissed

Will Ravi work out baby isn’t his and dump her and why priya is in Max’s bed

Shazza has been quite quiet really and kindly said they didn’t need to pay the £50k back - coz she has Phil’s money tree as well so she still rich

Phil has also been quiet tho getting ready for panto season soon so he will vanish

Kat and Alfie run the pub but seems to forget it was Stacey’s money so she’s not getting her £100k back

Esp as just paid out £10k for Charlie’s cab

Jay made someone else preg and may come back with new head

Havnt had much of Lexi Callum and Johnny so sure some plot /Jay will happen soon

Considering Jay promised Lola he would look after her and instead he buggered off and Lexi is living with her dads ex husband so step dad and new lover

We know from NYD that Lauren is being a naughty girl. But with who ? Hopefully not mark

Kim is now married to her Howie

Denise is alive NYD and we know she has a donor so all ok there

Think that’s everyone - but feel free to add any plots I’ve missed

Hope Amy tells her dad

once she knows he lied over his job. Or maybe Jack will mention it and then she will know wasn’t her fault

hopefully he will get done for sending naked pics to others - let alone blackmail

About time too

It has looked a right mess for years

Denzil listened to Nugget , nobody should ever listen to Nugget. Yet he now runs two businesses..

Northampton way!

what character is Phil playing in the panto?

Baddie Grumblewart in Beauty and the Beast

Been behind as been away. Caught up with Mon Tue and Wed

i feel for Amy. He is such a slime ball and manipulative liar

no way will Jack allow her to have her trust fund of £100k

did we know about this or a new story line

obv Archie was rich but I don’t rem the will being read saying 17yrs ago when he died that he was leaving all that money to his grandchild

was Amy even born then

or is it from Roxy

I saw a thingy on Facebook earlier (no spoiler) which Said they were sure the trust fund was released at 21 not 18? So either writers have messed up or Amy’s in for a shock.

I always thought it was 21 , but can you set your own age for these things?

obv Archie was rich but I don’t rem the will being read saying 17yrs ago when he died that he was leaving all that money to his grandchild

i sort of remember him saying in his will about leaving £100k to his grandchilld and a sly comment about leaving some money to Ronnie’s child if she ever had any again.

Ronnie has Matthew, is he getting any money ?

Maybe Matthew got the £100k, I forgot about him

Matthew and his dad ( Charlie cotton ) live in Ireland.

So the will said Ronnie’s first surviving child will get £100k so Matthew then?

Nobody has mentioned Matthew have they.
Only Amy. Maybe Archie wrote him out the will?

Are factual wills a spoiler? Please don’t click the BBC link or report me if they are. This is Archie’s actual will as per the bbc

https://www.bbc.co.uk/webarchive/https%3A%2F%2Fwww.bbc.co.uk%2Fblogs%2Feastenders%2F2010%2F01%2Farchies-last-will-and-testamen.shtml

You have a better memory than me !

I don’t think this is a spoiler as has happened. 17yrs ago 😂

so Archie was very rich. Gave £200k to grandkids and rest to roxy and a ring to Ronnie

obv roxy died so does that mean jack got it all

And yes 21 so that’s not gonna work

The writers really must think we are stupid if they start rewriting history

didnt Roxy blow most of the money?

Roxy bought a dog and a jeep !

You really all have better memories than me 😂

want happened to the dog

Apparently Albert the dog ran away and was never seen again

I had thought that Amy was getting savvy to Craig by saying give me the 1K for Denzil to get the ring back and I will give it to you from the Trust Fund.

Now I am not sure .

Is Max really going to shaft his niece and not tell JJack that she is seeing Craig ?

Maybe it’s Craig with the gun getting revenge for max stealing what he thinks is his money